First diaper change.

You'd think by the time a guy closes in on 35 years on this planet, he'd have changed at least 1 diaper? Nope, not me. There was always a convenient excuse not to do it. The best being, "Hey, it's not my kid." No more. No longer able to skive off, it's time to pay the piper. Not only was it poopy, but mid change, she let loose a HEALTHY stream of pee. At that very moment, I thanked my lucky stars we didn't have a boy, due to my proximity to the incident. Unfortunately, the exciting event was not caught on film. Here's what was. By the way, after reading about some prude getting someone arrested for child pornography charges for putting pictures of their kids online in the tub, I have decided to block out anything that could be construed as indecent. Sorry, but that's the world we live in anymore.